Disclaimer:
This is a piece of satire which should be read between the lines. Taking the text literally would be apologetic for the reader. Kindly continue reading at your own risk, if your sense of humor is nil or farce:
India is progressing a lot. It has become the sex capital of the world. All women in this great nation are being brought up as prostitutes. They are all working towards having sex with random strangers, sometimes four or five at once, just so that India can be made proud. Parents are sending their daughters to school more often and on a regular basis, so that teachers, especially male ones, can teach these girls how to become women and treat their clients in the future. The sex education in india has grown considerably and this is quite evident from the way men and women openly talk about sex online, through photos, comments and even live actions.
It is a proud moment for India when a girl of ten years of age became a mother, having been impregnated by working as a prostitute. This not only promotes independence for women, who do not necessarily have to be married to have kids, but also establishes how fast forward India has become in terms of the maturity of girls. No place in the world has seen this kind of openness about sex in their culture. Truly, Indian culture is great!
People too have become more open-minded. They have also become more steadfast so as to protect their beliefs to whichever extent they wish. People have become so open-minded and connected with each other that no one minds even when a complete stranger meddles in their affairs or tell them how to behave or talk or pose for a picture. The open-mindedness is to such an extent that complete strangers even send you open offers on social media to have sex with you and you don’t get offended at all!! It is indeed a moment of pride to be offered sex in public.
India is truly a great nation and its people are becoming more and more progressive by every passing day. Little girls and boys have become sex workers and are giving social service to those who don’t get to have sex on a regular basis. Is there any other country in the world, where people believe in such selfless acts? India is a progressive nation – the sex capital in the world!
P.S: As claimed before, this is a piece of satire and should be read as such. Your inability to read it as a satire is completely your loss. Kindly do not complain!
© 2017 Mansi Paul Chowdhury
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solitarymusings 
Another supply of ‘Food for thoughts’ for me. Even though there are plenty of pity soft porn jokes flying around openly in verious social media these days, is India ready to handle and deal with ‘between the lines’ ❓
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I doubt india is ready!! Especially with the rising crop of Hinduism and nationalism which is making people turn a blind eye to all the ills prevailing in the indian society. It’s a pitiful situation..
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